Distracted: A Poem

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This one’s for Davie and Marjory Jones

Who sit in the pub, and stare at their phones

She’s looking at Facebook, he’s scrolling through Twitter

They catch up on WhatsApp whilst he’s on the shitter

Check out this meme, he says with a smirk

But she’s arguing with a cunt from her work

Whose hardline stance opinion on Brexit

Vows to fix Britain before someone wrecks it

She uploads details of her morning jog

He posts a selfie he took with the dog

Who’s got the most likes? It seems she’s the winner

That picture she put up of him with his dinner

Despite their devices their sex life’s still ripe

And each night she shows him her fanny on Skype

By MMc

Friday 13th September – Date Confirmed for Season 2 Finale

A Scottish Podcast season 2

A Scottish Podcast is an audio drama about a washed-up former radio DJ. His name is Lee, and these days he runs a paranormal investigation podcast called The Terror Files.

In season 2, we’ve travelled with Lee and pals Gina and Dougie to the North coast of Scotland. They’re investigating the lore surrounding a Lovecraftian scientist who was said to have taken up residence at a remote mansion during World War 2.

Season 2 will draw to a close on Friday 13th September, 2019. The 12th episode of the season will be titled “Gone”.

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Flames | Episode 9, Season 2

As darkness falls over Drumsyde Manor, the trio gather round the campfire to hear the gripping conclusion of Doug’s High Fantasy manuscript. 

Necromancer Bryar’s undead horde approach the fragile defences of the Southern town wall, prompting the forces of Brutus the Merciless to launch an attack from the North.

Against all odds, can the Empire forces hold out? 

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