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This one’s for Davie and Marjory Jones
Who sit in the pub, and stare at their phones
She’s looking at Facebook, he’s scrolling through Twitter
They catch up on WhatsApp whilst he’s on the shitter
Check out this meme, he says with a smirk
But she’s arguing with a cunt from her work
Whose hardline stance opinion on Brexit
Vows to fix Britain before someone wrecks it
She uploads details of her morning jog
He posts a selfie he took with the dog
Who’s got the most likes? It seems she’s the winner
That picture she put up of him with his dinner
Despite their devices their sex life’s still ripe
And each night she shows him her fanny on Skype
By MMc
